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Delusions of the tight fist-ed
by stevenyc inwell, i've just had a couple of fun filled days.. i had just finished off re-grouting the tiles in our bathroom, when the landlords son comes over to check the job.
he was very pleased.
they are cheapskates, and hire the incompetence to perform home maintenance, which always requires two or three more visits before the work is either completed properly, or entirely replaced.. you see my landlord is a wealthy man, who is as giving with money, as a hungry dog with a juicy bone.. so, a solution had to be found for our apartment.
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Delusions of the tight fist-ed
by stevenyc inwell, i've just had a couple of fun filled days.. i had just finished off re-grouting the tiles in our bathroom, when the landlords son comes over to check the job.
he was very pleased.
they are cheapskates, and hire the incompetence to perform home maintenance, which always requires two or three more visits before the work is either completed properly, or entirely replaced.. you see my landlord is a wealthy man, who is as giving with money, as a hungry dog with a juicy bone.. so, a solution had to be found for our apartment.
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Stevenyc if you would like to move this to another Topic heading I will understand. Do you need to move it to the ADULT portion??
Or you could just start a new Topic. I am still waiting. If you don't want to do this at your home, you can do it other places. Are you embarrassed???
I hate to air this out here for all to see, but they will all know soon enough, if you would only follow through with my expectations!!! HL
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Delusions of the tight fist-ed
by stevenyc inwell, i've just had a couple of fun filled days.. i had just finished off re-grouting the tiles in our bathroom, when the landlords son comes over to check the job.
he was very pleased.
they are cheapskates, and hire the incompetence to perform home maintenance, which always requires two or three more visits before the work is either completed properly, or entirely replaced.. you see my landlord is a wealthy man, who is as giving with money, as a hungry dog with a juicy bone.. so, a solution had to be found for our apartment.
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I have been waiting patiently for you know what. When can I expect you know what to happen? I can't wait forever you know!!! I have a life, (well kinda) outside of here. I thought it was going to happen a few nights ago, but you stood me up!!!
I just want you to know that I don't appriciate being STOOD up!!! How would you feel MR STEVENYC, If you were waiting for someone to do something, and they didn't!!!
I know you say that you were in your bathroom, all of this time. But you could have found a little bit of time for you know what!!!.
I expect it tonight!!!!! I will be waiting. Please don't make me wait too long. HL
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Oh My Cawed! $29,000+
by BrendaCloutier inok. i "won" a "fully favorable" social security disability claim on august 29, 2005. from there it takes 2 - 6 months to receive a letter outlining just how much i will receive in back pay and in monthly.. today i got an envelope with $29,794.00.
no letter, no nothing!.
oh, my, cawed!.
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It sounds like you two may get into some trouble, having too much fun!! Spend too much money!!! I wish I was closer, and I would shadow you. I need some good shopping fun. HL
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14 things to do in walmart!
by ChimChim inhaha, i just recieved this email... i thought it was too funny, while you read it just picture yourself doing it!!!.
** 14 things to do in a walmart while your wife or significant other is taking their sweet time shopping!
1. get 24 boxes of condoms & randomly put them in people's carts when they aren't looking.. 2. set all the alarm clocks in housewares to go off at 5 minute intervals.. 3. make a trail of tomato juice on the floor to the rest rooms.. 8. when a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask, "why can't you people just leave me alone?".
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This was just too funny, to be buried 2 years ago. HL
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Go AA! It's your birthday!! Gonna par-tay, like...
by OldSoul inh i p p y barthday, a[lltheway]atheist!!
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Have a very HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!!!!!!!!!
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Wonderful. They tore down the JW shack next door, (notice the sign) and are putting up a new convenience store!!
I helped build our old hall when I was 6 or 7 years old. Not a quick build. It seemed like it took forever. I remember going with my dad, when it was just us alone. Wading in mud, picking up wood scraps. I was there very often. When it was finally built, it still lacked a parking lot, and access road. After the meeting, the brothers, including my dad, in their suits and dress shoes, would push out cars, stuck in the mud.
Looking back at it, it was only a cement block rectangle hall, with tile floor. It did have windows back then. Last time I saw it was 20 years ago, and the windows were blocked up. HL
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Chronicles - Streaking at the Convention
by misspeaches inwe had a family with a single mother in the congregation bringing up 4 active and naughty boys.
(one of the boys was my best friend...).
single mum suffered from some emotional issues and it was well known in the congregation.
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she put the ass back in assembly
This is my kind of humor. Welcome enderby
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Worst day of the year?
by void inwell everybody has one, more often than not, the influence we have from the org has affected us all.
even to the smallest decisions.
for me it has to my my birthday, one of the 7 sins from the org.
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April 10. Paternal grandfather died, 1983. Maternal grandmother died, 1998.
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Embarrassing things that happened to you on the platform?
by Jordan ini remember one of my last talks, it was a bible reading, i was 15, and on crutches.
i tripped getting up on the platform and took the mic stand with me.
that was embarrassing.
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WELCOME mjs mouse, ben
This is a wonderful thread for you to join our family in.
My embarrassing moment, can't come close to the rest. You all have made me laugh through tears tonight.
My moment, came when, I dropped my notes. picked them up, and couldn't find where I was. I said "Oh MAN" in the microphone. Everybody laughed. My householder just sat there wide-eyed. I carried on, finally. Glad I didn't say another word. But, back then, that would not have happened. HL